Amanda Lepore

She is such an interesting person. Look at her bio or something on wiki. I can't believe her life and how her whole existence is manufactured. I would love to meet her

Finally!

Finally got some ass last night and let me just say... fucking awesome.

"You're Not That Thin"

Or so my Dad tells me when I pull out a medium shirt to try on. Oh my god. Oh no he didn't (is exactly what you're thinking)... but sadly it is the truth. My dad finally came clean and honest with me and gave me that much more courage to look like a Swedish male model!
My dream! So from now on (atleast for awhile) it's lowcarb, high caffeine, a few more cigarettes, and some heavy cardio! Thin is so in on guys right now anyways...anyone who's anyone knows that...

Cannabis Sativa

So one of my friends has a medical card got put in jail for 24 hours without food because he was selling to another medical marijuana patient (that was actually an undercover cop). SHADY! I FUCKING HATE POLICE SOOOOO MUCH! ESPECIALLY THE DEA!!!! FUCK THEM! On top of that I just saw a bulletin in my building saying that there was a cannabis raid in my neighborhood on Oct. 30th but that's the only details they could give. Fuck...why can't America calm the fuck down and spend money on it's people instead of a useless drug war! FUCK FUCK FUCK THE DEA!

Longing for Lovesfest 2008

Memories of Lovefest 2007 will remain ingrained in my mind for the rest of time. It was ridiculous. Having fun with Lucy in the streets of SF, everyone happy and very fucked up, world's best djs spinning new tracks live, ridiculous floats, gorgeous hotties of both sexes, and being able to be have fun in front of city hall with no hassle! Everyone blazing everywhere... I LOVE SF WITH ALL MY HEART! Fuck NY...sorry...SF is seriously such a different city than any place in the world. I will definitely need to somehow get my hands on a lifetime pass to Lovefest cause I'm gonna be there every year! This is a pic of DJ Dan that was on the Spundae/Skills/Rubyskye float (the best one by far). Lovefest blew my mind entirely...

Arrested Development

I have been watching a lot of Arrested Development lately and I love it! It's so brilliant... it's a shame the majority of America is too dumb to appreciate good humor. Anyways...iif you've seen the show then you understand what I'm about to say. I fucking feel like Lindsay in the show...let me explain...

A young, attractive girl in her prime who can't get anyone to hook up with her....even when she wears a red tank top that says SLUT to prison. No one will even turn their heads to show a little interest! So frustrating! I don't think I'm that ugly...but then again I have been known to make a few mistakes before. Any tips on how to put myself more out there? Anyone?

Congrats Kathy on your Emmy. I love you so much! And i totally know your comment on Jesus is gonna make everyone freak out.
"Suck it, Jesus, this award is my god now!"